It was a wild turn of events when I took to the ice after the "experiment".  One day, I was at the top of my game, an elite goalie in the SHL able to stop pucks and steal games, and be infamous for it.  Now I'm as slow as a sloth on my reactivity, the idea of pucks flying at me is terrifying, and my pads/gloves are unusually large.  Larger in fact that I can remember.  The other weird thing is, I'm getting points.  Passing to my team-mates is so easy I could do it with my eyes closed.  I'm fast on the skates too, like Luis Mendoza fast (except because of my slow reactivity I'm more apt to run into the boards than actually stop).  One bright side though is, don't dare put the puck near my stick.  I'll poke that stuff away faster than the mechanism on a useless machine device.    It will be interesting now for Tampa.  Maybe if I just loaf around I'll still be able to stop some pucks.