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Well, after entering the Fumble Dimension and having every stat inverted, William Hartmann now boasts absolutely incredible playmaking skills with 91 Passing, Puckhandling and Offensive Read. Getting goals has never been easier than with 50 screening, 21 shooting accuracy, and 71 shooting range, allowing Hartmann to clap bombs from anywhere on the ice (albeit with interesting puckhandling). Hartmann is still a kind of decent-to-iffy player on defense in comparison, as his hitting and positioning skills now lag significantly behind at 51. However, with 50 aggression and 50 fighting, he can simply beat the crap out of half the other players in the league. Honestly, none of Hartmann's stats have actually gotten worse due to this change, meaning that he might actually be able to help the Blizzard win some games with his improved skill. I don't know if there's any chance that Hartmann would make the Hall of Fame even with the boosts, but he would still be an absolutely incredible puck-moving defenseman with some serious face-punching skills. That is, when he's not in the penalty box or in prison for assault.