Vlastislav Malik would take the sip of Fanta, no questions asked. He'll take the confirmed Hall of Fame career. Anything to confirm that Vlastislav Malik is better than Valterri Kauppinen. He would win the Cup every season for the rest of his career, making NOLA the new HAM/BUF, if you know what I mean. Malik would win most goals, most assists, most points, MVP, playoff MVP, anything I miss? Is he selfish? No....NO...no? While being enshrined in the Hall of Fame, he'd have Cian McFelter, Robert Feltersnatch, and Teddy Park speak. They would sing Malik's praises, finally making up for all the ribbing he put up with right now. You know what? Let's have Valterri Kauppinen speak as well. Kauppinen can finally admit Vlastislav Malik is the better player. And he can do it in public. Once and for all. But cause he's co-GM of NOLA, will he get credit for Malik's success? Nah...he didn't draft Malik. He better not. Honestly, if that's the case, Malik would rather pass.