Panda Panico takes this offer incredibly seriously, already having an addiction to Fanta, this was a must have no mater what. Snatching the bottle out of the creepy dudes hands, he began to do that spinning chug thing that you do to drink beer really fast. It works, panda downed the drink in 2.5 seconds flat. Being just a few season from hitting that sad brick wall named regression Panda had nothing but hope that he will come out of this even stronger. Panda goes on to win 8 Cups including this season. On top of that, he wins MVP for the playoffs, and Most Improved player this season. With best Two Way Forward and a few more MVPS in the mix over the next 8 seasons. Everyone wonders how Panda does it while being 800 TPE, but you know what, life doesn't make sense. Panda ends his amazing career with 690 Points 420 of them being in goals. He also has 1000 Hits and 588 Blocked Shots. What a crazy career for such a shit player.