Let's think for a few moments here. Robert E. O. Speedwagon is currently in the middle of the pack regarding his current S59 classmates, has yet to step onto the ice for an SHL club, and though he's a team leader, was passed over for every All-Star selection in the SMJHL during his shortly-concluding time in juniors. He takes the bottle from the man, asks how much he's allowed to drink, and takes a sip when he's told he's only allowed a sip because he has a lot of people to visit and offer. Fine. There's probably some horrific side effect to chugging it anyhow.

Coming in by way of London, Speedwagon enters the SHL a prospect originally praised and heralded for his determination and grit, though who would become an unremarkable prospect. But stats in juniors alone weren't why he was called in the first round. That grind would lead to a breakout rookie year, snatching the Jesster from seemingly nowhere. From there, he takes a couple of seasons to get his bearings, but in year four, he's off to the races, fighting for scoring titles, Jeff Dars, and Challenge Cups with his contemporaries. Even for a few years after the height of his physical ability passes, he's in the thick of the hunt for individual accolades, but more importantly, his efforts are critical to the Rage rebuild paying dividends every step of the way. Leading the new charge, he pulls down multiple Cups for Manhattan before time takes too much. At least 10 seasons after his debut, he sees he's just not catching back up to the younger stars of the day, and he gets a fond farewell tour. With the Cups and Dars in tow, the Jesster from long ago, and several All-Star nods, he makes a successful bid to enter the Hall of Fame.