Prompt 1

So this is an old story. But I will not take the drink. The idea of being in the Hall of Fame is great and all (would be surprising seeing how much I actually suck but still, very intriguing), but I decided a long time ago as a principle to never drink bottles that had their label ripped off ever again. To the backstory: In Austria we have mandatory army service. And when you do Army things you are issued a rifle. This rifle usually gets dirty which means it has to be cleaned. You with me until now? Okay, great because let me tell you that gun oil in the Army (which you apply after cleaning your rifle, the rule is: Clean, dry and lightly oiled) does not come in small cans or bottles that someone buys and gives their soldiers. No it comes in big damn canisters. So what do soldiers get? A bottle with gun oil where someone put this gun oil into a previously used drinking bottle for pop. This one was a bottle of Ice Tea that someone finished. And it was a clear plastic bottle. Finn loves Ice Tea, so he always had a bottle of ice tea. And he is also a very nervous person so he rips off labels off of bottles. So one day he was cleaning his rifle. A bottle of ice tea next to him. And his rooms' bottle of gun oil on the other side. I will let you use your imagination to decide what happened next. This is the reason I will never ever drink from a bottle with a ripped off label ever again.