I would absolutely take a big ol drink of that juice. Eastern European men are notoriously trustworthy and would never just drug you and take everything in your pockets.

My hall of fame resume would be built off the blood of my opponents. You know that my claim to fame is beating the crap out of everyone that crosses me. I would shatter the league record for hits, shots blocked, and penalty minutes, and claim 10 straight top defenseman awards by having a 100 career DGR. I also love longevity, so I would be the first player to 3000 TPE, and play until my in game character is 80. Imagine an 80 year old knocking you on your ass, thats gotta be humiliating.

Of course the biggest problem would be that my special drug juice would be discovered, and my legacy would be tainted. I mean come on, how else would a guy who is over 50 years old suddenly become the best physical player in the game? I doubt this juice would pass through any drug test