I like anti jokes.

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

What's a foot long and slippery?
A slipper.

What's blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.

What do you call a pigeon that can’t find its way back home?
A pigeon.

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?
If they lifted up the other one, they’d fall over.

If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Why did the mailman die?
Because everybody dies.

How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them.

What rhymes with orange?
No it doesn’t.

What is red and extremely bad for your teeth?
A flying brick.

What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Arson.