Nevada is going to have the best band in the J. We play some really energetic synthpop tunes but we are like, an animated version of ourselves.

Lias (me) is the frontman because he likes attention and is very full of himself and has the whole vibe for that sort of thing. He likes to dance and the animated version of him is even better at it than he is in real life.

Conner Snooks (@Aleris) plays synth and wears cool sunglasses. His animated persona has an even more impressive mustache than he does.

Jimmy Larkin-Conway (@Grapehead) is the favorite of all of the groupies even though Lias wishes it were him. JLC is the real powerhouse of this band and everybody knows it. Oh, he plays guitar. His animated persona basically just looks exactly like him and the groupies love it.

Adelie de Pengu (@WithTheMoose) and Melvin Majestik-Moose (@SchwarzNarr) play drums together. Pengu plays all of the parts of the drums you have to do with hands because Melvin finds it difficult to do so with his hooves, and Melvin does all of the kick drum and other foot stuff because Pengu can't reach. Their animated versions are just a penguin and a moose but Melvin's antlers light up and Pengu has some neon skeletal wings that sprout from his back. 

Willie Miller (@Sebster) does all of the rapping, while chasing a wurmple around the stage. 

Dave Heinrich (@Tesla) plays bass and likes to smash his guitars over different stage decorations. 

Anton Harrier (@Thunfish) writes all of the lyrics to all of the songs. 

The really cool thing about our band is we never play full songs. We have at least five hundred and eighty-three songs and all of them are less than ten seconds long.

The band is called the BattleBand, obviously.