The Zerkers 

Singer: Mikko Rashford - beauty of a man, probably a silky smooth voice too
Guitar: Maxwell King - got some sexy hands, them fingers probably nice 
Bass- Pope Coswi - I don’t have a reasoning for this, it’s just vibes 
Drums: Jannik Nordstern - likes to hit things, self explanatory

Groupie who tries to act like he’s a part of the band but doesn’t do anything but follow them around and talk annoyingly: Valters Denisova

Genre: anything from classic to modern rock 

Obviously everyone would love it because the Zerks are the best at literally everything.