Once again, the S55 Coomers are getting their asses beat by the Grizzled Vets. They fell for the ol brown pill trick by Vet captain Michael Fitted once again. On top of that, Colin Lambert got injured in the second period. As a classic in-game prank, Lambert and Matt Foley were put on the jumbotron and featured on the Kiss Cam. Lambert leaned in, but was shoved away, causing him to break his leg. They sat in the locker room feeling defeated. Should they even go out for the third period? In trots Air Bud, sporting skates and a team Coomer’s jersey. They found their new defenseman. And as we all now, there’s technically no rule against a dog playing hockey. They went out for the third period and won in dramatic come-from-behind fashion. Air Bud was the key they needed. He couldn’t skate or shoot for shit, but he was able to distract the Vets with his cuteness for just enough time for the Coomers to come back and win the big game. Yay.

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