Prompt 1
My team was not surprised, old people usually screw things up for the rest of us, and this was no different.  They couldn't even figure out how to win one game.  We opened the scoring quickly with our first goal on a breakaway off the faceoff.  1-0 after 5 seconds.  Then, out came our grinder line.  They were racking up the hits.  Apparently enough that a defenseman passed the puck to his goaltender mistakenly and scored an own goal.  Got to love those.  Things continued back and forth and there were even a few close chances.  But, Senji Seteki was in net and he wasn't about to let a bunch of fossils get past him.  He made fantastic save after fantastic save.  He even managed to block a 3-0 attempt.  The old geezers just could not catch a break.  When it was all said and done, my team won 7-0.  They celebrated the only way they knew, by each taking a shot of Pink Whitney while cheering the night away.