Prompt 1:

This game against the grizzled vets was a doozy I'll tell you what it took everything we had to sneak out a sick win against them in the dying minutes of the third period. Our team approached this without a care in the world really because these guys that we're playing are old and decrepit and can't skate as well as they used to. It took them paying off the refs so they could hook and interfere with us for this to even be a somewhat close game. The game ended with a score of 3-2 with Guy Zheng @goldenglutes scoring both goals for the old fucks and Pablo Salvatici, Angus McFife XVII and Paul Binder scoring for the young bucks. The biggest play of the game was Paul Binder parking himself in front of the net with under a minute left to go and Puddles O'Duck ripping a slapshot from the blueline that hit him in the ass and went in the net giving him and his team the game winning goal. After the game the team celebrated with champagne blow and hookers because they're young and can shake off the hangover for next game without any problems. They're excited for the finals and are gonna destroy them with the confidence they got from this huge win.