Prompt 2:
Trade deadline! As an older player, i am no longer in Edmonton's long-term plans. My most recent contract expires essentially after each season, with all of the player and team options built in, and any trade clauses are absent (i had to rewrite that sentence a few times to make it make sense). Edmonton is still in the playoff hunt (and with the new layout who isn't? amirite?), but it looks like we could be drawing texas renegades or chicago syndicate in the first round, which would be very difficult.
I could see Boom and Minnesota selling me, karl, or pepperoni at the deadline for fresher blood. they've made some savvy moves so far and with regression about to turn this side of beef into jerky, my value is plummeting quickly. Tokolosh isn't the goal scorer or offensive producer that he used to be.
The Edmonton Blizzard are keeping alive the longest active playoff appearances streak, so I definitely want to keep that alive, but no one would blink twice if Edmonton chose now to moo-ve some of their older parts.