Prompt 2: Here in Edmonton we have our work cut out for us. After kinda sandbagging the season (hey, we have a ton of rookies. Cut us some slack.), we limped into the playoffs but our first round opponent is a scary looking Chicago team. Honestly though, we've just been accumulating mass all season. Now it's time to reap the rewards of bulking up, and we'll start by sweeping Chicago. After that? Fuck it, we'll take down Texas too. For the conference finals, we'll swing by our old rival (emphasis on OLD), the Calgary Dragons. Everyone can catch these hands, we've been gooning all season and we can't lose if the other team can't walk. As far as the finals go, it has to be a coinflip between Buffalo or Hamilton in my eyes (whoa, deja vu), and at this point it doesn't even matter. We're gonna make the forums blue for the next 10 seasons.