In order to win, you play the worst teams. Duh.

In order to win the cup, we're going to first play against the Detroit Falcons. They only managed to win 5 games their entire season, so it makes sense that they would be the easiest team to knock off in the second round. Because of course, making your way to the championship is easiest when you get a first-round bye.

So, here we are in round two, and the teams are going to get a bit better.The next team we'd play is the St. Louis Scarecrows. Somehow they won in an upset, and we get to reap those rewards. They fall to us in 4 games, because of course, we're going to sweep every team. Don't you worry about that.

Then comes our rivals in the Regina Elk. The teams that fought during the expansion are now fighting off against each other to get to the finals of the playoffs. In juggernaut fashion, we destroy them and go on to the championship round.

The final round is surprisingly against the "best" team in the SMJHL in the Vancouver Whalers. But again we sweep them 4-0. Each game we score double digits and hold them to no points for anyone on the team.

Frederico Von Schnicktenberg is the MVP after scoring 30 goals in the playoffs, and getting 39 assists. Of course he'd have 69 points. Nice.