Prompt 2

Well, if I'm being honest, the Zerks playoff tree has already begun exactly how I thought it would. We chopped down every single tree in the entirety of Maine, and left their crops burning, their ground destroyed, and their players weeping in fear of our mighty Zerk power, exactly as it should be. For the next round, we will make a glorious gumbo with some squid, and some fried calamari on the side. Yes, I know that's octopus but they're both tasty invertebrates who swim in the ocean. That's gonna be a 6 game series, with us moving on. Finally, we're gonna face our old foes in the Finals - the Whalers. After a long and hard-fought game 7 win, we'll raise the trophy on a new era - the New Found Era. The Zerk Era. And we'll go on to win the next two cups until this beauty of a class gets called up.

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