If I had to pick the perfect playoff tree for Baltimore, I would stack the odds heavily against our opponents. No one should be saying they want to play Hamilton, Buffalo or Chicago. That is psychotic. Who cares about actually earning series wins? My perfect bracket starts with moving Winnipeg to the East. By moving Winnipeg to the East, we get an easy layup in round one. Obviously Baltimore wins that series in 4. Next we will line up against Montreal. A team just as bad as Winnipeg but hey, who cares? Another sweep. The next series is against the Manhattan Rage, who are getting a bit better each season but aren't there yet. Can you guess how long this series goes? Another sweep. In the finals we'll give ourselves a bit more of a challenge, the loveable losers the San Francisco Pride. They will actually take a game in this series. Five games instead of four. Baltimore wins the cup, Oliver Cleary wins MVP, everyone is happy.