THIS IS IN RESPONSE TO PROMPT TWO, ALSO KNOWN AS THE SECOND PROMPT. THESE WORDS ARE FREEEEEE.

Every great playoff tree starts with a great, thick playoff trunk - a grindy test to prove who is the greatest branch.. or twig. The tree analogy is falling through. The Baltimore Platoon's journey to the greatest tree-accolade in the Simulation Hockey Tree-eague starts with Sapling-lanta. The two treeams met last in a playoff scope in S60 where Saplanta took the series in 6 games. GUESS WHAT. Times have changed - In S62, The Platoon pulped the InFERNo in 5 games.

Next up the playoff tree is the playoff tree body, also known as the second round, also known as the as the semi-finals. Tamba Bay Barracuda. Those darn fish. What are they doing in a tree? IT DOESN'T MATTER. We're gonna take 'em in 6. Then the tree is just a head and the head of a tree is pretty useless without its body. So when we face Hamilton in the conference finals, we'll suck the xylem right outta their TUBES (Note: this is NOT how trees or treeams work). I think we'll smash them in 6.

All that's left is Trhicago. The Twigdicates will fall to our superior... uh... camaradertree. UGGGHHHHHH