prompt 1 holy shit let's GOOOO i don't have to write anything new here all my work throughout the season really paid off

PT#1:

yeah alright this prompt is pretty sick so i think guy (this is his first name by the way or as some would say it is his given name) of the zheng family (as in zheng is his family name like the name he has from being in his family and being descendants of other people with the family name zheng) from the atlantatanta infernos (currently, he has been on other teams in the past during his long simulation hockey league career such as the new england wolfpack and the hamilton steelhawks) would definitely slot into the grizzled veteran team. someone who has never really had the highest peaks in the league, guy was a mainstay in the top 10 points leaders for forwards/dmen for quite a few seasons while he was at his peak, and even now when he is deep into regression and his knees hurt when he gets out of bed and he has to crack his back whenever he sits back down on the bench, he still manages to put up very respectable points. guy zheng definitely deserves a spot on the grizzled vets team as one of the premier veterans in the league, consistent as always and maybe potentially maybe probably not make it into the hall of fame one day, probably has a lower chance than @micool132 but definitely a higher chance than @Gwdjohnson

oh yeah i gotta pick my team i gotta put:
F - guy zheng
F - dick clapper @5ympathies
F - luke thomason @"luketd"
D - eko van otter @hotdog
D - red kirby @Acsolap
D - guy zheng (for when the other 2 dmen are tired and because he wants to relive his glory days)
G - geezus kryyst


PT#2:


it turns out this team actually has some of the young players from the atlanta inferno ! all of them ! so we got

Forwards
Pavel @Leppish Jeziak (also known as lil jizzy)
Pablo @Jepox Salvatici (also known as sears)
Paul @CaptainCamel Binder (the oogussy man)
Defensemen
Angus @micool132 McFife XVIII (he needs window repairs btw)
Puddles @Z-Whiz O'Duck (4x duck of the year btw)
Goalie
Evgeni @"RenoJacksonHS" Petrov (also known as hard injector)

wow what a team this has got to be the best team ever the grizzled veterans stand absolutely no chance we are a bunch of decrepit old men who can barely skate at this point so these young guns are going to just skate circles around us while we try to do our best to not get absolutely donked on the head and in the net honestly it's already over but it was a very entertaining game overall for all of the viewers who got to watch the up and comers absolutely dome the grizzled veterans so rip in peace us and our knees. we'll take the L because these young stars have a really bright future ahead of them


PT#3:

well you know we had to lose eventually but i mean we also have done nothing but lose first to the young up and comers team with future super stars such as @micool132 agnes mcpipe the thir teenth and @Jepox pablo salvatici (actually he is already a star and not just an up and comer but maybe these rosters were decided on a few months ago so maybe he still counted as an up and comer then) but ok yeah the old decrepit fuckers lost to the hall of famers kind of a surprise considering most of the hall of famers have never even played this style of hockey before (franchise hockey manager) and even if they did, they probably only spent the twilight of their careers trying their hardest to adapt to it before regression took their legs out from under them. honestly i bet it was rigged the league just wants the hall of famers to look good because of the old boys club it is what it is


PT#4:

kind of weird that we won as the grizzled vets against the up and come ers when they are clearly just the superior hockey players in the simulation hockey league especially all of those up and coming young bucks and studs and stars and uh other weird ways to describe people as inanimate objects but the point anyway is that the up and comers especially those that are from the atlanta inferno are definitely way better than the old grizzled fucks especially from the atlanta inferno so i guess what happened is we just played hard, played a full sixty minutes, got pucks deep, got pucks on net, and played a good hockey game and dick clapper @5ympathies scored the winning goal it was a dirty one just an absolute filthy garbage goal from the crease just like loui eriksson used to do it and it was a shame because angus @micool132 mcfife the eighteenth (son of angus mcfife the seventeeth i am assuming but you know what they say about assuming) was also in the crease and just came short of clearing the puck before dick clapped it in


PT#5:

yes you read that correctly i am going to be answering the first prompt in which i will talk about (haha in this essay i will talk about what a nice meme good job glutes) how the super stars (stars of the super calibre) were able to absolutely demolish and crush the hall of famers in their semi finals match up and how they were also just able to very easily destroy the old whatever the fuck team i am on i think we're called like the old guard or something i am not sure any more to be honest but the old regressing guys that used to be the super stars but are now just the guys taking up space on the simulation hockey league teams such as the atlanta inferno. well who would have guessed that these old decrepit fucks would get beaten by the best players in the league wow those young-ish whipper snappers really got us what a fair matchup they really just scored 5 goals and conceded only 1 and the 1 goal was conceded to none other than mr eko van otter @hotdog (forward) himself yes sir what a goal it was it was a nice redirect of a shot from mr eko van otter (defense) and it was just enough to bamboozle the goalie on the super star team. he could not have done it without the old retirees nathan @micool132 explosion and nolan @Jepox sawchuk cheering on from the sidelines.