Prompt 1

My SHL wedding would be between Eko Van Otter and Gabriel Johnson. The two are good buddies and I just think they'd hit it off great as a married couple. All of ATL is there getting boozed up in Drunk Tank, but there's a loud banging on the chapel door. What's this? It's Gabe's old team Anchorage Armada! They're all chanting "fuck Gabe" in unison. There's confusion all around the chapel. Leppy steps up to them and says, "hey now what's the big idea" and gets a huge slobberknocker to the face from Bear. "This long-legged freak doesn't deserver happiness!" someone shouts. "Guys I won you a cup and got you to the finals like 4-5 seasons in a row", Gabe exclaims calmly. "Nuh uh, we don't wanna hear any of your facts or sense, scum!" Eventually Paul Binder magically shapeshifts into a Demon Wall from Final Fantasy and forces all of the Anchorage guys out and kills them and the ATL wedding continues and everyone lives happily ever after. Except for Anchorage because they're dead.

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