Prompt 1:

"We are gathered here today to celebrate and honor this joyous union between two Minnesota Monarchs legends: Collin Gibbles and Mathias Seger. These two have gone through the think of things for the past... infinite seasons..." Well barring that one trip down to Los Angeles, but ignore that! IGNORE THAT!... "they are two of the greatest players to put on the jersey here in Minnesota and have been stalwarts of the community since arriving here in 10 A.D. Yes, their knees may be dust and their backs are not as straight as they once were but..."

"STOP!" Arsene Leclerc has burst through the door. Yes, actual defender Arsene Leclerc. "Why are you two doing this now! We have a season starting in less that 12 hours! WE GOT TO GO!"

This wedding seems to have been poorly planned and should have taken place a week ago and not on the same day as the season opener. OOPS, who knew the SHL offseason could be so short! Not me... not me...

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