Who better to tie the knot than Jack Klompus and the Sims Gods themselves. The man of myth has toiled arduously for many generations, building his strengths, his acumen for the glorious game of hockey, slowly approaching an impressive pinnacle that rivals the gods themselves. And yet, for seasons they have refused to grant him the rewards he was due, he had earned through blood and steel. So, the only thing left to do was to give himself up in a way he was truly loathe to do, but knew was necessary for the future of the San Francisco Pride. He gave up his matrimonial self to finally have this season be a season worthy of his work, a season where he will deserve to be the league's Most Valuable Player. O' Captain my captain, I have no doubt you are truly due for your just desserts. In Toast's name we pray, Amen.

@Toast