Prompt 1:

The royal wedding to end all royal weddings, SHL style? Probably #A-Rye Izzy and Jimmy Wagner. They get married in a spectacular event that results in three decapitations and Uncle Bob losing his dentures. Some Aittokallio somewhere is probably getting frisky in the back room. Basically it would end the SHL as we know it because if they have a kid it would be the evil omen from prophecy. "The one to destroy the SHL and have it reborn" You'd probably have a handful of SHL GMs onlooking as groomsmen awaiting the day this union takes back the league in the name of fair regression. 

In the end, it is a moot marriage and the prophecy does not come true because Salami was the officiant and placed a curse on them. Basically the curse went something like: "And the Great Lakes teams will forever win the cup. The end." 

[And there was much rejoicing. (or crying)]

[WC: 156]