Prompt 1- it’s my god damn wedding and all you motherfuckers better fall in line! Why would I waste my time planning someone else’s wedding, when I could be planning my own! So this is how it’s going to go. Fucking pay attention because this bitch ain’t repeating himself.

Numero uno. The groom is obviously Jobin. Fight me.

After that, you have MY wedding party. Zoltan, burlock, dirty, Ed, Eric, lance bass from in sync kaarlo. Everyone else is obviously invited and are required to attend. Gifts will be expected. But you don’t have to do any thing once you get there. Except have fun.

Well you don’t have to have fun, but you have to tell me that you had fun..

Anton will walk rilo mol ted and George down the aisle as the ring bears. Or ring bearers. Or just ring dogs.

There will be live music. A pantera cover band. But they only play Beatles songs. It’s pretty good. I mean it’s better then you would think it would be you know?