The wedding of Rashford and Ace seems to make the most sense on paper, so that is what they chose to do. They examined the analytics, and ran some fantasy simulations, and decided that the most advantageous lineup for best men would be Tommy Tightpants as the Best Man for Rashford, with High Stick King as the Maid of Honor, as well as most of the Aurora either in attendance or in the wedding itself. After a careful cost-benefit analysis, they traded their firstborn child for the right to have Elton John perform at the wedding, but they couldn't have predicted that he would have shown up intoxicated with Eminem in tow. After the saying of the vows, the couple decided it would be more efficient if they were to head directly to the party rather than to the formal reception, and the entire cast of characters was drunk by five. All in all, it was a good day.