Prompt 1

On a very special day, the Carolina Kraken locker room, head office, and alumni alike joined together to celebrate the holy matrimony of @Jimmysmo27 and @GrannyPanPan. Once little squids that developed a bond, who both joined to form the podcasting duo known for having the hottest of boys, the spiciest of takes, the bounciest of cows. After an unfortunate graduation to Manhattan where Granny was forced onto the ice to be pelted with pucks mercilessly, everyone thought things might've gone sour. However, after Granny ate some questionable take-out and sent him on a food poisoning acid trip to hell he realized the truth we all refuse to admit: the juniors are the only thing that matters, everything else is metagame garbage am I right?

Anyways they had the wedding in a waffle house in whichever state allows large groups and @sve7en showed up and announced his OF debut to try and capitalize on the occasion but just ended up getting arrested for public indecency. 

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