prompt 1:

people love following the royal family, and their weddings are great attention getters, so good choice slash and the PT crew. I don't know the gender or sexuality of many users, and the ones I do know, its usually because they've said something dumb on a thread and kind of tipped their hands.
My wedding couple will be chosen similar to an olden times wedding, in that its goal will be to unite 2 houses.

The groom/bride from the old-head house is Tony Pepperoni. He's a super vet that has won it all, has been well-liked in all of his locker rooms, and is very close with the SHLPA (or head office, whatever that parallel is). His personal accomplishments are impressive and tony has won awards that were assigned by the league as well as voted on by his peers, so his well-liked-ness will drive attendance and attention. big ups to user engagement.

The groom/bride from the new-school house is Conner Tanner. A third-year player with a lot of promise and personality.

Their union could probably win a championship (s49), and make their locker room really happy.

Come home mom and dad. please.