I would pick my GM, AgentSmith, to interview. After all, what is more fun than pranking your boss? I’m pretty sure he would have a good sense of humor about it, otherwise I might be on the trade block. I wouldn’t ask him a single question about hockey, but about other random topics. For example, I’m really interested in whether he would rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck. Or what would he do with it if someone gave him a lion. I would make him say who his favorite player on the team is. Hopefully no one gets their feelings hurt by this line of questioning. The goal here is to see what kind of creative answers he could come up with on the fly, and to make him laugh. I’m not a jerk and I don’t want to see him cry. That’s reserved for after games we lose. Then crying is appropriate. I would also conduct this interview wearing a giant sombrero.

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