IF THERE WERE TWO SHL PLAYERS WHO WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED IT WOULD BE @Rich and @luke they are both guys who love eachtoher very much (as is evident by their pod cast). I would officiate and create SHL royalty. Rich would be wearing a nice light blue tuxeo whilst grasping some new purple power sour razz powerade - luke would be wearing an elegant, feminine, designer italian mermaid style wedding dress with a chain link helmet in order to cover his beautiful face. I can't blow it.. but suddenly, as i trip in a pool of sweat, i bump into rich, wasting his purple power sour razz powerade onto the beautiful white frills of lukes dress. i look up to see luke crying hysterically "how could you do this to me, stav, i hate you!". oh brother, i really blew it! Luke and Rich would end up rescinding their vows and making me into the public podcast scape goat.. every episode they would have a segment where they doxx and embarrass me! I deserve it. I guess when trusting someone to officiate a royal wedding, you should choose someone like @hotdog or @Evil_AllBran not ME.