After being roommates for years, Tom Fiddler and Michael Fitted finally decided to platonically tie the knot and get married in order to reap the reward of the sweet tax benefits. When the day of reconning was upon us, the two gents decided on a best man for each procession. Naturally, Ambacas Cuddles was chosen to be the best man for Fitted. Much to the chagrin of player-manager, Dwight Knight, Zolton Topalo was chosen as the best man for Tom Fiddler. Dwight was deeply hurt by this. He already had his wedding speech written out and ready to go. When the dust finally settled and the wedding was over, Fiddler and Fitted hopped into the limo for their bro-honeymoon to Gary, Indiana. Just before Fidds closed the door, Dwight stops him. He whispers something into his ear. “I traded you to Toronto”. He closes the door. Tom stares blankly into space in total shock. The two got divorced soon after.

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