Prompt #1:

Ryosuke Sato got dressed up in his borrowed reporter gear from the Toronto North Stars media team, ready to get some good Twitter posts for the team social media team. And so, at the end of their latest game against the Winnipeg Aurora, the dubious defenseman snuck into the press conference on where Harry Carpet, the Toronto North Stars goaltender, was giving a press conference on their 3-0 shutout win against the Aurora. Carpet was talking about how no shutout comes easy and how they look to keep this great play between the pipes going, but then Sato with his attempt to get some juicy bits comes in. "So uh I know you have been playing well, but don't you have to give some credit to your defensemen, especially Sato who has over 60 blocks this season?" A bit puzzled at first if that was or was not Sato, Carpet answered the question as professionally as possible speaking highly of the defensemen. But then, Sato got more playful and said "yea this Sato kid is really hitting his stride, any chance you will swap positions for a night to see how it goes?" Catching on, Carpet plays along and said "yea if he can figure out how to put on all this gear, he can barely put his own equipment on despite wearing them every game!" They both have a good chuckle and the Twitter now highlights "Carpet and Sato speak of swapping positions for a night."