Prompt 1:
I infiltrate the press conference to ask questions to @visceralpotamus.  I begin by asking what beaches he likes the most and why.  Then, I will ask why he hates Canada's beaches so much because we all know his favorite beaches are not in Canada.  Next, I will follow it up by asking what size jersey he wears to cover his shell.  Then, drop a little "wow, not even the goalie's jersey is that big" comment.  I will follow it up by asking what he hates about killer whales, sharks, and dragons, the turtle's few predators.  If he doesn't give a good answer I will drop a little comment about his "love for dragons".  Finally, going forward for the rest of the press conference, I will sigh loudly to all of his answers and say under my breath "this guy".  Once the press conference finishes up, I will go up to the podium, move him out of the way sit down and tell everyone that we can finally start the real press conference.  But, not before a big hug and some laughs with Pasta before moving him along.