Prompt 2.

Randolph Reporter:
“Hello fans! I am back! And I am here to get you an exclusive interview with Harry Carpet, you know, Toronto’s star goalie who usually never gives interviews. I’m right here in front of his hotel room and I’m just going to knock and see if he opens.”

Harry Carpet (opens door):
“What the…?”

RR (pushes into the room):
"Hey Harry, do you remember me? It's your friend Randy. You probably forgot I existed. It's been so long."

HC:
"Uh...right. My 'friend' Randy. I thought they had finally locked you up for good back then, after breaking into my hotel room, not once but twice, and-"

RR:
"Well, ... anyway, I'm back to ask you some questions. Last time we talked you were still playing in the SMJHL with Lethbridge and look at you now, already a superstar in the SHL. I heard you just made the SHL all-star team again and won your second McBride trophy. You even managed to get gold with Finland as their fed head. How much else did I miss? Can you sum it up for me?"

HC:
"Anyone here who can get me away from this weirdo? Lock him up again?"

RR:
"Oh no no no! Don't call the police again! I'm sure our readers want to know what's happened. We have so much to talk about. Let's start with your first season in Toronto."

HC:
"Listen Randolph, if that's even your real name, you are a random journalist-turned-stalker, I don't even know why I'm still talking to you. This is not an interview, I don't give interviews! GO AWAY!"

RR:
"But, but... we had such nice chats when you were younger. Oh. Oh, wait. They are coming. I- sorry, gotta go. See you maybe next time?"


(Backstory are some really old media articles from 2019 with RR and HC)