I've chosen to write about Prompt #1

I'd infiltrate Boom's press conference and try and ask the real questions all the Blizzard fans want the answers to. Starting off by talking about alumni, everyone wants to know when is James Truong's birthday. Of course, the only real answer to this question is that James' birthday is every day, but really, I would press to know the real date we could actually celebrate the birthday. Also, I'd take this time to ask about rumors circulating around the locker room that some players would like to starve and de-hydrate Edmonton Blizzard co-GM Sota and what her thoughts are on the matter. Another hot topic would be about former Blizzard player Liam Slate who was reportedly nicknamed "Bust" by his teammates and if that affected in any way his move to Seattle. Does she consider him a bust too ? Lastly, I'd ask her what's the worst trade in franchise history and I'd reject every answer until she talks about the trade that brought Kaapo Kampainen to Edmonton, before unmasking myself.