Prompt #2:

The Reporters huddle together, eagerly awaiting Daniel Merica Jr. to arrive, the sexiest, handsomest man in all the SHL. He finally comes out, t-shirt exposing his ripped physique and tattoos, a backward hat completing the look. He takes his seat, and smiles to the crowd.

Brian Drooples:
- Daniel I think the biggest question I have is what kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use? And hair product? It’s immaculate.
Daniel Jr.
- Great question Mr. Drooples. I use Head & Shoulders, it really softens it up, girls can’t keep their hands out of my hair, it’s like a magnet. For product, gotta go with crew, it gives it that nice not too shiny look, and holds it together well.

Hansel Ramrod:
- You’ve been in alot of cities since making the move to the SMJHL. Anaheim, St. Louis, Winnipeg and now Buffalo. Which city has the best party life and women?
Daniel Merica Jr.
- Love it. Well, they all have their parks, but I’d say party wise…Anaheim. Them cali girls know how to get down. Women wise, gotta say Buffalo, the women up here just mean and straight to the point, exactly how I like it. Worst is definitely Winnipeg, and not because I’m biased and want their GM fired.

Erica LongLegs:
- *blushing* Not relevant but I’m single and from Manhattan. You were spotted with Instagram thot and former college hockey goalie Mikayla Demaiter last weekend, are you two serious or this just a fling?
DMJR:
- Also not relevant, I have a nice homestand coming up. *winks*. It’s just a fling, we see each other whenever we’re in town, but it can be hard to work around her only fans schedule, she has alot of simps to keep Simping.

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