Prompt 1

Agent Da Vinci (Agent Tesla but with a nicely photo edited walrus mustache as a disguise): So I just got done infiltrating Melvin Majestik-Moose's press conference after our last game and I think I may have gone too far. See the Battleborn public relations department came to me and asked me to go undercover to try to get the funniest answers out of Melvin for the team Twitter feed. Well I thought the answers Melvin gave were hilarious personally, but Janice from public relations said it was a 'nightmare made manifest' and 'illegal in every country and somehow also on the majority of Saturn's moons' which I think is an exaggeration as we all know Titan has no laws.

Normally I would show it to you now and get your perspective to see which side of the fence you land on, but a bunch of people in black suits came by and confiscated all the recordings and flashed their little memory wiping pen. They said something about 'things humanity was not meant to know' and 'must destroy all the evidence' so you unfortunately do not get to judge for yourself. Suffice to say Melvin REDACTED BY THE LEGAL DEPARTMENT all of the reporters in the room save for myself, and that until cake was offered Melvin continued to OH DEAR GOD THEIR SCREAMS WILL HAUNT MY NIGHTMARES...you should have seen their faces! Well the ones that were still attached at least; they would have made for some fantastic Christmas cards I promise you that!

That was my first experience trying to work in public relations for a hockey team and I think it went rather well to be honest. Janice said she would never ask for my help again even after having her memory erased so I am going to call it a win! Thanks for joining us on this journey and I hope you have a wonderful week!