Prompt 1

Me: "Hey Mikko Rashford, I'm John Smith reporting for Sportsnet, can I ask you a few questions?"

Rashford: "Sure, why not."

Me: "How did it feel to get the win tonight, with a star performance from Jeff?"

Rashford: "I mean, the team as a whole played great tonight, we grinded hard, Jonas was great for us between the pipes, just an excellent performance from the whole squad."

Me: "Alright great, but I wanted to hear more about what you think about this absolutely incredible game from Jeff. How does it feel to be on a team with a player of such greatness?"

Rashford: "I mean he had a decent game, I'd like to see him play better defensively and not make the 14 turnovers he made this game, but otherwise yeah a decent night for him."

Me: "Decent? DECENT! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! *leaves*"

Rashford: "What was that guy thinking? He got no points and 14 turnovers tonight!"

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