Bummer, for a second I thought I was infiltrating an opponents press conference. Pull the pin on a few grenade like statements and walk away. If it's a teammate I'll keep it fun and try to make them laugh/embarrassed. I'll pull up a chair to Julio Tokolosh's post game interview and ask him a series of questions pertaining to his performance and that of his team while sliding in some cow related puns.

Down by 1, would you say the steaks were high going in to the 3rd frame?
Late in the second you gave Kvalheim a nasty look, do you two have unsettled beef?
Were you amoosed with your coaches antics after that blown call in the first or do you think his actions were udderly uncalled for?

I feel like after these few questions he'll get what I'm going for, maybe even sauce me a few cow or bovine related puns himself. @Julio Tokolosh