Prompt #1: Prank someone on the team you say? Make them look a fool in front of the press you say? Who do you want to target you ask? Valterri Kauppinen, hands down. He deserves it. Why? You're asking too many questions. Now, we need to get him after a win, cause Malik, as an Assistant Captain, can't be fooling around when spirits are down after a loss. So, we let Kauppinen think we're finally giving him some TV time and give him some press time. Our goal is to make him blush on camera. We can easily get that done by asking him questions that make him seem like a hero in thinly veiled sarcasm. He'll WANT to lash out, but he can't. Get the idea? "How did it feel getting your team the win today?", "Do you agree with public opinion that you'd win many more games if you were given top line duties?", "Oh you already have top line duties? That must be why we're winning then, right?" are all possibilities. Isn't there some PR person that should come up with these? I have practice to get to. Bye.