prompt 1

if i were to go undercover as a reporter and ask one teammate some questions, the obvious choice would be michael fitted. that man is already a loose cannon and says some crazy shit without me asking questions to draw that out, so me poking the bear a little bit could result in some pretty crazy answers from fitted the goat aka the vessel of terry. the first question that i would ask fitted is about the philidelphia forge. i would ask him why a team named the FORGE, clearly referencing steel manufacturing would be located in philly and not pittsburgh. this is a question that i think everyone would like to have answered and i think that this question would ilicit a pretty big response from michael fitted. fitted loves pittsburgh and is passionate about his city and hates that philly has a team over pittsburgh, especially with the branding they chose. i would also ask him to call out any scrubs in the league.