Prompt 1:

Since I am the rookie on the team, playing a prank can be a risky business. But hell, we are here to enjoy life, so I am all up for it. The target of this prank will be no other than my defensive mate Rex Kirkby. Although I am afraid if I ask too many tough questions, he might have a heart attack since he is so old.
I Infiltrate the press conference and immediately ask him about rotting corpse and how he feels being so ancient in a team that’s so young. I also will ask him how he feels being carried by a rookie in his pairing (Disclaimer I am the one getting carried, but no one has to know). After the press conference I will gladly invite him for a beer to make up for my annoyance and so that he doesn’t get the team to mess with me even further.