Prompt 1:

My GM Jurt decided to choose me of all people to prank a teammate with an interview. Why he chose me, I don't know. Random chance? Or was the joke supposed to be on me? How am I, a deer, supposed to disguise myself as a reporter?  And why the heck did I say yes? Anyways, here I am, about to do an interview with the captain Yannick Svoboda (@Whitecap).  To make sure I was disguised took a lot of work.  Instead of trying to disguise myself as a human, we decided to try something else: A... gazelle? Named Geisel... from the.... Gazelle Gazette? I'm not sure if that would work but we'll see.  At first, Yannick was suspicious, especially since he couldn't figure out why my accent was familiar, but after a few minutes, he seemed to relax. I still don't know if he really knew it was a setup, or if he actually believed it.  Anyways... some of the questions I had asked were:

"What do you think of your teammate and assistant captain Sam Siege?"

"Is there anything you learned from him as someone who isn't human?"

"As someone who lives in Asia, what would you tell any hockey players in Russia, Japan, and Kazakhstan about training and playing with a deer?"

"If you were born as a cervidae of some kind, you know, a deer, an elk, gazelle like me, antelope, etc. Which would you be?"


The best answer I got was from the second question posted above, when he mentioned something about how he thought I was from Europe and not Asia with my accent.  I'm sure he could tell you the rest.