#2

Reporter: The Platoon lost only three games so far in the season but we're journalists so we love to complain so please answer me this: why are you so horrible?

Jasper Maximov: I'm not that horrible, okay? I try my best but Daniil and Ethan keep stealing my points. I'm not sure they're the true culprits but since they have the most points, they are an easy target and I need to blame someone because my ego really can't handle having 40 less points than someone else on my team.

Reporter: We could say you have been doing good on defense but you're still last on your team for hits. How does it feel to be such a wimp?

JM: No one talks to me like that! Do you know who I am?! I'm the juggernaut, bi... I mean, I'm Jasper Maximov! I have the most blocked shots on this team, I deserve respect! *rips shirt and punches the reporter*