We set up an elaborate prank and I got a few of my other teammates in on the action all to target our good friend Towelie. I snuck into the press section of press conference and asked several questions to several different teammates. With Gabriel Johnson at the podium, I asked "Which teammate is the best at cleaning up messes?" - Gabriel went on for a minute+ about how Angus McFife is the best at cleaning up messes. Then Pablo Salvatici was up at the stand and I asked him "Which teammate is the most reliable for keeping you dry?" and he went on for a couple minutes about how Dick Clapper is so good at making sure you're always dry. Next up, Samat Beibitzhanov was present and I asked him "which teammate would you say is the most made out of cloth?" and he responded all about how Gabriel Johnson is in fact made out of cloth. Throughout these questions we could see Towelie getting more and more upset to not be highlighted for the skills and attributes he's so proud of portraying.