I would attend Jimmy Wagner's press conference. My strategy as a reporter would be to raise my hand to ask a question and whenever called on I will simply ask if I can go to the bathroom. If I am somehow not immediately removed from the press conference my follow up question would be to ask if there is any homework to turn in for next press conference. Again, if I am somehow not removed and for some reason I am allowed to raise my hand for a third question, I will say I was just stretching. Hopefully by now everyone has caught on that I am not a serious reporter and maybe the real reporters will be annoyed enough with someone wasting their time to kick me out to actually have a productive press conference. I will type up my notes and post them as a screenshot via twitter and hopefully someone will give me a paycheck for my time.