Reid sneaks into the press conference, disguised with a very fake moustache, a hat, and sunglasses. These are the questions he asks members of the Argos organization:

To Tiggie Smalls, GM of the Argos:
“Tig, could you describe to me the feeling of constantly trying to live up to your long time GM rival - first in Montreal/Carolina and now in LA - Fuzz - but never being able to be as good or as good looking?”

To Cassius Darrow, retiring captain of the Argos:
“Cassius, you’ve had an amazing run with the Argos - with being the first pick overall in the expansion draft, winning the Bojo, and captaining the Argos for many seasons. That said, with you retiring, are you considering going back to your roots and signing a 1 day contract with your historic favourite franchise, the Calgary Dragons? I know how much you mean to the franchise, so it seems only fitting you sign there before your jersey is retired!”
To Reid Sutherland:
“Where have you been, asshole? Missing again I see.”