Prompt 2

> Sooo Thorny. Let's do a very boring interview which is sure to put you asleep.

Oh my god are you serious. I hate reporters. I hate questions. I like to skate. Why am I here?

> Well Thorny, your coach put you here because apparently as part of your contract you agreed to some press time.

I did what? I would never do such a thing. Maybe I did sign something as stupid as answering peoples questions. But lets be real. I am here to skate, play hockey and crush noobs.

> Which noobs are you looking to crush in S63, Thorny?

If you don't let me out of here soon its going to be your bones that I'll be crushing.

> Well Thorny, I'm actually not a total noob. I played hockey in college.

College? Go back to your fancy book learning classes and let me play hockey you brainy noob. *BODY SLAM*