First things first, I’m gonna crash my defensive partner Adam Barron’s press conference and hold no punches asking him questions around his play with Teddy Murphy.  During questioning the social media team can expect hard hitting questions like, “instead of giving away the puck 18 times this season have you considered passing to Teddy Murphy instead to avoid pressure?” and even, “you’ve only got 22 assists so far this season. Why are you so selfish? Are there times on the ice where the better play would be to pass to Teddy Murphy? He has 23 assists and is the only reason you have a single goal let alone 12.” The goal of my interview would be to get Barron to recognize that I’m actually a decent player and my abysmal shooting percentage is all his fault.  After the big reveal and release of the video I fully expect the Simulation Hockey Network to reach out and offer a job so I can finally retire and not be stuck with my current partner.