Firstly, this topic has me creasing, way to go Slash.

Out of my portal steps Friedensreich Hundertwasser, pro wrestler extraordinaire.
Fake Hundertwasser still has his luscious beard and fucked up teeth, but instead of being a fairly well built Hockey player he is instead as wide as he is tall, his muscles have muscles.

Hundertwasser introduces himself as world heavyweight champion "verleiht flügel" (yes this does mean "gives you wings" man's sponsored by red bull).

He has been around the wrestling circuit for years but broke out massively when media mogul Tony Khan set up AEW.
The two Hundertwasser went out to get pissed up together with fake Hundertwasser instigating many a bawdy drinking game. The man oozed charisma, putting his promo skills to good work he managed to grab 10 random people to play a game of Kings Cup. The all went back to real Hundertwassers house to continue drinking till the morning when fake Hundertwasser had to get back to his real dimension for a title fight against macho man (who hadn't died there)